• Jackie • SuperWhoLock •

realfart:

buttwyatt:

what really happened to mark brendanawicz aka the worst thing i’ve ever made

everyone needs to watch this again

(via lucifers-official-blog)

oomshi:

vegay:

dONT BE A TEACHER IF U DON’T LIKE FUCKING KIDS????

this can be taken two ways

(Source: plnts, via sexualremarks)

creepy-princess:

imnotjustanybody604:

cntqueen:

this person probably has to study for finals

why does no one think he ruined the display, and the before pic is the after, and the after the before

Have you ever been to Walmart before?

(Source: steve-rogers-is-a-punk-rocker, via sexualremarks)

crown-of-weeds:

penroseparticle:

themaidofdishonor:

pax-et-triumphus:

Regardless of whether you watch Scandal or not, everyone needs to watch this and see Lisa Kudrow fucking nail her scene exploiting misogyny and sexism.

I’m pretty sure that just changed my life.

fucking annihilated

Don’t interrupt me when I’m speaking.

(via karaokedean)

vvebkinz:

i told my mom i needed new chapstick and she got me this

vvebkinz:

i told my mom i needed new chapstick and she got me this

(via sexualremarks)

orcas:

orcas:

My local water park is draining their pools but before they do they’re having a ‘Doggy Day’ where you can bring your dogs and have them splash around and play for awhile

image

(via sexualremarks)

foodchewer:

thanks Doug

foodchewer:

thanks Doug

(Source: mondegreener, via sexualremarks)

homoseksual:

what’s more concerning?? the dog-centaur girl, or the tiddy in the oven

homoseksual:

what’s more concerning?? the dog-centaur girl, or the tiddy in the oven

(Source: itsfunnytome, via sexualremarks)

mostly-jensen:

Little did he know…

(Source: out-in-the-open, via karaokedean)

horror movie opening scene

white girl:

i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.

white boy:

come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.

white girl:

you're just trying to scare me.

white boy:

lmao

they continue walking for a few seconds

*white couple hears noise*

white girl:

babe what that??

white boy:

i'll go investigate

*leaves her alone*

*choking noises*

white girl:

zack!!!

white boy:

ha ha just kidding!

white girl:

asshole!

white boy:

im just playin babe

white girl:

that wasnt funny but ur still cute

*playful kiss*

*things turn sexy*

*hear noise*

white boy:

i'll go investigate

*he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*

*maybe a thud*

white girl:

zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!

*she walks and he dead*

white girl:

ahhh!!

*killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*

white girl:

ahhh!!!

*white girl runs*

*dead end*

*hides*

*thinks she free n safe*

*guy catches her*

*cuts her*

*she dead*

opening title slashes across screen:

BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D