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crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

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psyducked:

bout to take the ride of my life

psyducked:

bout to take the ride of my life

(Source: facebook.com, via sexualremarks)

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grandpacain:

the way demon!dean saunters

that’s what keeps me awake at night

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blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

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hooddoggy:

person: chris watch out! youre about to get your crocs wet!

me: I KNOW! its OK! crocs are made from a foam resin called croslite, which is made out of a polymer called ethylene-vinyl acetate! so theyre completely water proof!

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seedy:

it’s 2014 and body hair still does the thing where it grows back when u get rid of it??? wow get ur shit together science 

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queen-juvia:

this is my favorite thing of the day

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via sexualremarks)

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royswordsman:

orangeduvet:

royswordsman:

omg I went to the supermarket and bought this today. 
NOW I CAN HAVE MY FAVOURITE HEROES ALL OVER MY BODY 

WHAT DO THEY SMELL LIKE

Strawberries and FREEDOM. 

royswordsman:

orangeduvet:

royswordsman:

omg I went to the supermarket and bought this today. 

NOW I CAN HAVE MY FAVOURITE HEROES ALL OVER MY BODY 

WHAT DO THEY SMELL LIKE

Strawberries and FREEDOM

(Source: colonelrogers, via lucifers-official-blog)